Extreme Prolongation Techniques

Because who needs productivity, really?

The Art of Doing Nothing

• 1. Overthinking: Spend 5 minutes deciding which coffee to order at the café.
• 2. Phone Pretzelling: Pretend to check your phone for "something important", but really just scroll through memes.
• 3. Nap-time: Take a 3-hour power nap to "recharge" for the rest of the day.
• 4. Organizational Overkill: Spend 4 hours creating a color-coded spreadsheet to organize your to-do list.
• 5. Internet Surfing: Watch cat videos for 2 hours straight.